One: Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Two: I am in shape. Round is a shape.
Three: Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Four: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.
Five: Five: Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
Six: Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Seven: Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Eight: Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Nine: An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
Ten: There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.
Eleven: In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
Twelve: I am a nutritional overachiever.
Thirteen: I am having an out of money experience.
Fourteen: I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
Fifteen: A day without sunshine is like night.
Sixteen: If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
Seventeen: It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
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i love #2
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