3.31.2009

Did You Know She Has Seven Laughs?


one when something really makes her laugh.
one when she's making plans.
one when she is laughing out of politeness. 
One when she is uncomfortable.
one when she is making fun of herself.
one when shes having fun with her friends.
and one when she is thinking about you.

3.29.2009

Favorite Post Secrets: (Twelve Out Of Fifty Two)





3.28.2009

Rent Soundtrack (List Twelve Out Of Fifty Two)


"What Binds The Fabric Together, When The Raging, Shifting Winds Of Change Keep Ripping Away." -Rent

1.) Seasons Of Love

2.) Rent

3.) You'll See

4.)One Song Glory

5.) Light My Candle

6.) Today 4 U

7.) Tango: Maureen

8.) Life Support

9.) Out Tonight

10.) Another Day

11.) Will I

12.) Santa Fe

13.) I'll Cover You

14.) Over The Moon

15.) La Vie Boheme

16.) I Should Tell You

17.) La Vie Boheme (Part B)

18.) Seasons Of Love (Part B)

19.) Take Me Or Leave Me

20.) Without You

21.) Without You

22.) I'll Cover You (reprise)

23.) Halloween

24.) Goodbye Love

25.) What You Own

26.) Finale A

27.) Your Eyes

28.) Finale B

29.) Love Heals

"Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out."


This week has been hectic none the less. I am honestly sorry I have not blogged in a while, and I mean blogged about life and such. Lately things have pretty much been the same. I now have till next Wednesday (April 1) to bring all my grades up to a 77 or above or I will get kicked out of AVID. The good thing is is that I made a 78 on my replacement test, and my algebra teacher dropped the lowest test grade along with a few other things and brought my grade from a 71 to a 76, only one more percent and I will be in the clear. This isn't middle school anymore, and it's not going to be easy to get that one percent, but hopefully I passed that benchmark test, (and I mean hopefully I'm pulling some teeth when I say that because I don't know if I did good on that test at all.) If my grade drops I think I am going to cry and go into a deep depression and scream at the top of my lungs and cause a scene in the middle of class. My friend Alexis was in a car accident and has been gone for two weeks, something was wrong with her back and the car was totally totaled, She runs track, and hopefully she will be able to get back into that soon whenever her back completely heals. She came back today and seemed perfectly fine, smiling and everything I'm glad everything is okay and she isn't seriously hurt. Yes blogger world, I have a new boyfriend. He is an old soul and way wise for his seventeen years that he has been here. He is very ambitions and has dreams that any normal person would never be able to achieve. Music is his life and he just recently played a gig for an indie rock show, (awesome right?) He is my playlist soulmate. He is interesting, sweet, warmhearted, outgoing, and all together a nice guy. Even though I think my friends have made him cry with all the threats he has gotten from them, but hey gotta love your friends. We will see how this goes, and I will keep y'all updated. In gym we have started a new subject, so far we have done basketball (yuck), Street Hockey (disturbing), Track (Vomit), and now we are on the subject of volleyball (YAY!), I haven't played volleyball (which is my favorite sport and is a sport I use to play through out middle school) in a while so I do have a very bad cramp in my back and shoulder from upper hand serves. Other then that, nothing exciting has happened, So tell my bloggers, how was your weekend?

3.23.2009

Favorite Post Secrets & Love Is A Story Playlist: (Eleven Out Of Fifty Two)

Sorry that I didn't actually post the posts on saturday and sunday, I was busy and a friends of mines house all week doing random stuff but, anyway I recently come apon a new band called Love Is A Story, they dropped there first album in January 2009. They are still brand new, I havn't been able to find any picutres of this band, and the only place i can find their whole album is on itunes. Enjoy! 

Favorite Post Secrets: 





Love Is A Story:
Album: The Science Of Sound
1.) Pop! (Put Yourself Out)
2.) Pink And Red Hearts
3.) If We Get Out, Let's Make Out
4.)Questions For An Ex-Lover
5.) Another Life: a Short Story
6.) On The Ocean
7.) Dressed To Kill
8.) Take Control
9.) Hide And Seek
10.) The Science Of Sound 


3.15.2009

March's List (Three Out Of Twethlve)

-These Are some Of The Stupidist Things Ever Said In A Court Of Law, And Yes People, These Are All Real.
Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
Witness: "I only have one, you know."

Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
Witness: "By death."
Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"

Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?" *The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.

Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
Witness: "July 15th."
Lawyer: "What year?"
Witness: "Every year."

Lawyer: "Can you tell us what was stolen from your house?"
Witness: "There was a rifle that belonged to my father that was stolen from the hall closet."
Lawyer: "Can you identify the rifle?"
Witness: "Yes. There was something written on the side of it."
Lawyer: "And what did the writing say?"
Witness: "'Winchester'!"

Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"
Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."

Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."
Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"
Witness: "Er...his face."

Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"
Witness: "I forget."
Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"

Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"
Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."
Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"
Witness: "Forty-five years."

Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"
Witness: "My name is Susan."

Lawyer: "Sir, what is your IQ?"
Witness: "Well, I can see pretty well, I think."

Lawyer: "Did you blow your horn or anything?"
Witness: "After the accident?"
Lawyer: "Before the accident."
Witness: "Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it."

Lawyer: "Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?"
Witness: "Yes, sir."
Lawyer: "What did she say?"
Witness: "'What disco am I at?'"

Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"

Lawyer: "And you check your radar unit frequently?"
Officer: "Yes, I do."
Lawyer: "And was your radar unit functioning correctly at the time you had the plaintiff on radar?"
Officer: "Yes, it was malfunctioning correctly."

Lawyer: "What happened then?"
Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."

Lawyer: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"

Lawyer: "So you were gone until you returned?"

Lawyer: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"

Lawyer: "Were you alone or by yourself?"

Lawyer: "How long have you been a French Canadian?"

Witness: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
Lawyer: "Was this a male or a female?"

Lawyer: "Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?"
Witness: "I went to Europe, sir."
Lawyer: "And you took your new wife?"

Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."
Witness: "That's me."
Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?"

Lawyer: "Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?"

Lawyer: "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"
Witness: "I'll be three months on November 8."
Lawyer: "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "What were you doing at that time?"

Lawyer: "How many times have you committed suicide?"
Witness: "Four times."

Lawyer: "Do you have any children or anything of that kind?"

Lawyer: "She had three children, right?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "How many were boys?"
Witness: "None."
Lawyer: "Were there girls?"

Lawyer: "You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?"

Lawyer: "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"

Lawyer: "Have you lived in this town all your life?"
Witness: "Not yet."

Lawyer: (realizing he was on the verge of asking a stupid question)
"Your Honor, I'd like to strike the next question."

Lawyer: "Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of Mr. Eddington at the Rose Chapel?"
Witness: "It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30pm."
Lawyer: "And Mr. Eddington was dead at the time, is that correct?"

Lawyer: "What is your brother-in-law's name?"
Witness: "Borofkin."
Lawyer: "What's his first name?"
Witness: "I can't remember."
Lawyer: "He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?"
Witness: "No. I tell you, I'm too excited." (rising and pointing to his brother-in-law) "Nathan, for heaven's sake, tell them your first name!"

Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?"
Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?"
Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?"
Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?"
Witness: "No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region."

Lawyer: "What is your marital status?"
Witness: "Fair."

Lawyer: "Are you married?"
Witness: "No, I'm divorced."
Lawyer: "And what did your husband do before you divorced him?"
Witness: "A lot of things I didn't know about."

Lawyer: "And who is this person you are speaking of?"
Witness: "My ex-widow said it."

Lawyer: "How did you happen to go to Dr. Cherney?"
Witness: "Well, a gal down the road had had several of her children by Dr. Cherney and said he was really good."

Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."

Lawyer: "Were you acquainted with the deceased?"
Witness: "Yes sir."
Lawyer: "Before or after he died?"

Lawyer: "Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?"
Witness: "No. This is how I dress when I go to work."

The Court: "Now, as we begin, I must ask you to banish all present information and prejudice from your minds, if you have any."

Lawyer: "Did he pick the dog up by the ears?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "What was he doing with the dog's ears?"
Witness: "Picking them up in the air."
Lawyer: "Where was the dog at this time?"
Witness: "Attached to the ears."

Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."

Lawyer: "And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. Ok? What school do you go to?"
Witness: "Oral."
Lawyer: "How old are you?"
Witness: "Oral."

Lawyer: "What is your relationship with the plaintiff?"
Witness: "She is my daughter."
Lawyer: "Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?"

Lawyer: "Now, you have investigated other murders, have you not, where there was a victim?"

Lawyer: "Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?"

Lawyer: "And what did he do then?"
Witness: "He came home, and next morning he was dead."
Lawyer: "So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?"

Lawyer: "Did you tell your lawyer that your husband had offered you indignities?"
Witness: "He didn't offer me nothing. He just said I could have the furniture."

Lawyer: "So, after the anesthesia, when you came out of it, what did you observe with respect to your scalp?"
Witness: "I didn't see my scalp the whole time I was in the hospital."
Lawyer: "It was covered?"
Witness: "Yes, bandaged."
Lawyer: "Then, later on...what did you see?"
Witness: "I had a skin graft. My whole buttocks and leg were removed and put on top of my head."

Lawyer: "Could you see him from where you were standing?"
Witness: "I could see his head."
Lawyer: "And where was his head?"
Witness: "Just above his shoulders."

Lawyer: "Do you drink when you're on duty?"
Witness: "I don't drink when I'm on duty, unless I come on duty drunk."

Lawyer: "Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"
Witness: "The victim lived."

Lawyer: "The truth of the matter is that you were not an unbiased, objective witness, isn't it? You too were shot in the fracas."
Witness: "No, sir. I was shot midway between the fracas and the naval."

Lawyer: "Officer, what led you to believe the defendant was under the influence?"
Witness: "Because he was argumentary, and he couldn't pronunciate his words."

Favorite Post Secrets: (Ten Out Of Fifty Two)











3.14.2009

So, I Heard A Joke Once:


"I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says Life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. The Great Clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliaci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll On snare drum. Curtains." -Watchmen

Crazy Ex-Girlfrend Playlist: (Ten Out Of Fifty Two)


Miranda Lambert is a new artist, who's first album is titled: "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend." I have come to love all the songs on this album and am going to post the whole album for ya'll so please enjoy.


1.) Gunpowder & Lead

2.) Dry Town

3.) Famous In A Small Town

4.) Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

5.) Love Letters

6.) Desperation

7.) More Like Her

8.) Down

9.) Guilty In Here

10.) Getting Ready

11.) Easy From Now On



3.07.2009

Imagine.

"Imagine there's no Heaven, It's easy if you try. No hell below us, Above us only sky. Imagine all the people Living for today, Imagine there's no countries It isn't hard to do. Nothing to kill or die for And, no religion too. Imagine all the people Living life in peace, You may say that I'm a dreamer, But I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us And, the world will be as one. Imagine no possessions, I wonder if you can. No need for greed or hunger, A brotherhood of man. Imagine all the people Sharing all the world, You may say that I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us, And the world will live as one."

Beatles Playlist: (Nine Out Of Fifty Two)


I mean the beatles are just awesome, and here are some of my favorite songs:



1.) Starwberry Feilds Forever By The Beatles

2.) Yesterday By The Beatles

3.) I Wanna Hold Your Hand By The The Beatles

4.) With A Little Help From My Friends By The Beatles

5.) Hey Jude By The Beatles




3.06.2009

This Week Has Been Auhmazing Kiddos:

This week has been ten times better then the last two weeks. For those of you that know, for the last two weeks I have been fighting off a really bad cold. I have headaches every single day, I could barley breathe, my throat hurt like a mofo, and I had a horrible cough. I still do have a bad cough but at least it’s getting better which is good. I have actually been making great grades in all my classes, because literally for the past two weeks I have done absolutely nothing and that defiantly reflected in my grades. Guess what guys, I actually passed a math test, I didn’t know what to do about myself it’s an improvement from when I have been making. I made an 80, and I think I was one of the very few to actually pass the test, I know one girl made a 100, and from the look on the other peoples faces in the class and what Mrs. Ward was saying I could tell people weren’t happy with their grades. I had a 72 in that class on my interim which we got today, and when we got the progress report that had the most recent test on it, my grade only went up to a 73 but that closer. If you didn’t know I basically have till next report card to somehow make that grade a 77 or above before I get kicked out of AVID. Speaking of AVID, again for the last two weeks I have been dead, so I have been making 48’s on my binder checks. Mrs. Rabin told the class that she was only going to check the AVID section in our notebook and I got very angry at that because I had worked so hard on that notebook to get a 105 and she wasn’t going to check it, so eventually I got to her and she did check my whole notebook and I got a 105, go me! Wednesday there was a career fair in the gym, which meant no gym for us, so the class went downstairs in the gym to look around the career fair and I got a lot of free random stuff. There was really nothing down there that interested me in what I would like to have in a career but it was still fun, and after I had a moment at the marine booth and walked away while I still had my dignity I went to the rest of my classes. Thursday morning was kind of bad because rose (or my “grandmother” I sometimes call her because I don’t feel like explaining my family situation) picked me up way late so I was late for gym in the morning but thank god that ROTC was having their annual check thingy so we had to sit in study hall for two hours doing nothing. Anyway, you know those mornings when your driving and you really need to get somewhere but it seems every slow car just happens to get in front of you, or like a big truck gets in front of you and goes slow, and you want to murder everyone, well that is what happened that morning. The afternoon got interesting when I certain kid in my 3rd and 4th (which is global studies with Strickland) was harassing me the whole time to go off campus with him, and I so thought he was kidding when he said he had a car, I honestly didn’t believe him. But he somehow found me at lunch and kidnapped me and we went off campus and just drove around and talked. He caught my attention and I wouldn’t mind making him my next victim I mean lover. Friday was just random and I’m not sure what to say about that, oh we have a new kid his name is Bradley, he is so freaking adorable and me and Chelsea took him under of wing, he is a sophomore and our personality clicked so we became good friends fast. Another thing I have been debating over the last month is I should try out for cheerleading it’s always something I have wanted to do but have always been to scared to actually do because I don’t want to embarrass myself, but I do plan on meeting with one of my friends and start training to see what happens, and hopefully I will grow some balls and actually try out this year. I think I am done with this blog and have pretty much updated ya’ll on everything that has happened this week. I plan on ending this blog with stuff I have been hearing people say for the past week, that have made me crack up:

Darius (Or Bear): *sneezes* “Awww! I Got Sick!” *Smacks Head on Desk*

Danny: “I Can’t Feel My Face!” *smacks self*

Domo “Well helloooooo Mr. Strickland *try to hug him*”
Mr. Strickland: “Don’t touch me.”

Mrs. Rabin: “Whoa! Now I’m Confused.”

Random guy: *to his friend* “I really shouldn’t have eaten that rice crispy treat whole, it’s fighting back.”

Brianna: “Ya’ll children need to all shut up!”
Mr. Strickland: “Word.”

John: *talking to me* “Is your testicular cancer acting up?”

Rashad: “Man I tried that whole meditation thing, I lighted some candles, burned some incense still got nowhere.”


Mrs. Rabin: *To me and donovan* "Ya'll are like salt and pepper, always together."

3.02.2009

Favorite Post Secrets & Playlist: (Nine Out Of Fifty Two)





Chelsea introduced me to a new artist called Ashton Shepherd, I have come to love her music. She only has one album out but that album is pretty awesome. Here are some of the songs from her album "Sounds So Good":
1.) Takin' Off This Pain By Ashton Shepherd
2.) Bigger The Heart By Ashton Shepherd
3.) The Pickin' Shed By Ashton Shepherd
4.) Not Right Now By Ashton Shepherd
5.) Whiskey Won The Battle By Ashton Shepherd